Sunday, July 26, 2009

DTF??

So I have been called DTF since I was 12 years old(by girls in my grade 7th who were learning to give blow jobs on each others boyfriends. BTW).

Which is funny because I didn't have sex until I was 14. For the very first time and I just so happened to not want it and it was rape (I'm sure if you don't believe me go to the court house and look it up the case file should be there.) by a brothers friend who was 20 at the time.

Since then I can count my sexual partners on one hand. Yet I'm still DTF? Really people[Kevin Mason]? I mean yes I am really flirtatious and yes I have kissed my far share of guys but to call someone easy or a whore don't you have to know for a fact that they have willingly hopped on at least lets say 7 guys dicks just this year?

That's at least what I say is a whore for sure and I know this because at least four of my friends at one point or still are maybe are whores or slutty if you will. Yes I can see why me having friends that are easy will give people the impression that I am easy as well but, yes theres always a but, but you still have to know at least a handful of people someones fucked or done crazy shit with random guys to know for sure. I mean asking a drunk girl at a party if she wants to fuck you and she says no with a smile and walks away and never does fuck you does not [I repeat DOES NOT] Give you the right to call her a whore. Yes she might have made out with you at a party. Yes she might have hooked up with one of your old friends months earlier and yes she might have played along with one text here or there but this does not make her i.e. me a whore. I apologize if kissing in your book is slutty of whorish but to me you are a whore if you are more then willing to let the panties drop or do favors for male friends.

This makes sense does it not?

Yet a very nice smart well driven friendly girl who likes to party and occasionally makes out with the random guy? Really leave her i.e. me alone.

Proof that kissing is not a slutty thing the definition from urban dictionary.[I know but still read on]

Whore:
(1) A term used by people who sleep around to insult someone who doesn't; as for an act of jealousy.

(2) A woman who is paid for sexual services.

and slut:

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitely increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are.

and for shits and giggles dtf.

DTF:

DTF = "DOWN TO FUCK"

DOWN TO GET THAT DICK

DTFNE1
down to fuck any 1

and what the hell I don't make the cut for a make out whore either because here goes make out whore:

make out whore
a girl that makes out with numerous guys, sober or intoxicated, but has no intentions of making a relationship out of it. she does this for pure pleasure and the enjoyment of the moment.

See at my craziest level of intoxication I have kissed one boy and a very good girlfriend in the same night but never I repeat never "numerous guys" and always has it been after way to much to drink which is never an excuse but sure encourages the situation. And yes I know most people think kissing girls in front of guys is slutty but she is a very good friend who I do not kiss sober and only occasionally kiss drunk. so maybe I'll give you that one fair?

So next time you call someone a whore i.e. me because your pissed they never let you but your little tiny dick inside them and maybe she did let that one guy she dated for 4 1/2 years and that other guy you know who works at best buy does not qualify her as a whore pre say.

Yes maybe a MAKE OUT whore but never a slut or DTF okay? okay peachy and yes I know this will only piss on your fire and you will talk more but that's fine because I wouldn't fuck you then and I will not fuck you now. So sorry you feel the need to call a RAPE victim a whore bravo to you KEVIN MASON make me feel like shit after I pretty much defend you to everyone but its cool next time someone says "I don't know that Kevin Mason guy seems like an ass." I will look them in the eye and say "Why yes, yes he is. and boy do I got a story to tell you about him." So there you are Kevin put that in your bong and smoke it.[which I know you do very well]

tootles!

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